
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
Phenomenal Women in Film
I say, It’s in the reach of my arms, the span of my hips, the stride of my step, the curl of my lips. I’m a woman, Phenomenally. Phenomenal women, That’s me -Maya Angelou (x)
This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

#pissed we didn’t get more shots of this dress LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS #wizardwear fashion pls #also UGHHH FLEUR and UGHHHH FLEUR/BILL #i am all over that shit #GORGEOUS FRENCH GIRL WHO IS ALSO THE STRONGEST AND MOST CAPABLE STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL #(her co-ed school thank you VERY much) #WHO SHACKS UP WITH THE SUPER HOT ALSO CAPABLE GINGER BRITISH ~BAD BOY~ WHO BREAKS CURSES FOR A LIVING #and then isn’t even phased for a fucking second when he gets bitten by a fucking WEREWOLF #I AM BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR ZE BOTH OF US I THINK #yeah girl #you go get your people don’t let his stuffy relative hold u down yeah #the realest
i don’t think i’ll ever love anyone more than i love mozzarella sticks

omg you guys I just got this email wtf???
1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this


we go together: a mix for when one song just isn’t enough ☆ listen on 8tracks
☆ taylor swift vs britney spears lucky 22
☆ lana del rey vs marina and the diamonds bubblegum anthem
☆ justin bieber vs one direction beauty while we’re young
☆ ke$ha vs avicii levels die young
☆ journey vs lady gaga just stop believing
☆ the beatles vs katy perry ET rigby
☆ snow patrol vs the police every car you chase
☆ ke$ha vs one direction die beautiful
☆jackson 5 vs passion pit want you sleepyhead
☆ justin bieber vs *nsync boyfriend/girlfriend
☆ maroon 5 vs one direction little payphone things
☆ carly rae jepsen vs r. kelly ignition maybe
☆ twista vs sigur ros overnight star
☆ brand new vs kanye west jesus christ walks
☆ ke$ha vs one direction die while we’re young
Break Glass For Jimmy Carr
I can’t bring myself to dislike Nicki Minaj like everyone hates her and finds her annoying but I love her personally and I find that she always speaks about realistic things like how school is important and how girls shouldn’t waste their time on the little things in life and go for their dreams and yeah I just like Nicki Minaj